50 List

So Blog This is celebrating it’s 50th challenge, and you have to write a list of 50 things… anything you want! I haven’t done one in forever, but the time has come.

My list is:

My 50 Favourite Movie Quotes

1. “You killed Ted! You medieval dickweed!” [Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure]
2. “Whatever I feel like I want to do, GOSH” [Napoleon Dynamite]
3. “Don’t be jealous of me just because I’ve been chatting online to hot babes all day. Besides, we both know I’m training to be a cage fighter.” [Napoleon Dynamite]
4. “Tina Eat! Eat! Eat the FOOD!” [Napoleon Dynamite]
5. “You look pretty!!”, “What?”, “I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denise” [Hot Rod]
6. “Have you seen a picture of my dead dad? You should. He’s super dead.” [Hot Rod]
7. “It’s called a day spa. D. A. I. Y. E. Day".” [Zoolander]
8. “That’s Fan-Crappin’-Tastic!” [Post Grad]
9. “I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude. I’m a bad-ass hunky dude.” [She’s the Man]
10. “Let me just interrupt this little brain-fart moment of yours. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.” [She’s the Man]
11. “Can I call you back? I gotta ..change.. my… …. feet.” [She’s the Man]
12. “What’s a friendly bite on the bottom between friends. Com on, give me a nibble.” [Madagascar]
13. “60% of the time; works every time.” [Anchorman]
14. “Where did you get your suits? The toilet store?” [Anchorman]
15. “Yes. Roast Beef. It is the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!” [A Series of Unfortunate Events]
16. “If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?” [The Proposal]
17. “Do you prefer Margaret or "Satan's Mistress"?” [The Proposal]
18. “You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!” [What Happens in Vegas]
19. “We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!” [Shrek]
20. “'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!” [The Incredibles]
21. “Mootter? Mootter? I’m an aborigine!!!” [Bran Nue Day]
22. “If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, looks like I forgot my own rule” [Meet the Fockers]
23. “I have a cow, and I sew. Now how's that for hard to relate to.” [The Holiday]
24. “There's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it. You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright. Oh, I'm so glad we had that talk.” [Cinderella Story]
25. “I’m going to bed before either come up with another idea that will get us both killed. Or worse: Expelled.” [Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets]
26. “Stop stop stop. You’re going to poke somebody’s eye out. Besides you’re saying it wrong. It’s LeviOHsa not leviohSA".” [Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone]
27. “Dad, you haven't let anyone down. I don't know what the opposite of lettin' someone down is... but you done the opposite” [The Castle]
28. “Dad reckons fishing is 10% brains and 95% muscle, the rest is just good luck.” [The Castle]
29. “I’ve got one sister who thinks she’s a horse. Another who’s got a black-belt in being a bitch. And bloody Harley’s mowing crop circles in the lawn again.” [Hating Alison Ashley]
30. “Shut up, shut up, shut up! Your voice is giving me Mono!” [Connie & Carla]
31. “And now we’re women pretending to be men pretending to be women so SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP!” [Connie & Carla]
32. “Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.” [The Wedding Singer]
33. “Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom." --  “Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech.” [My Big Fat Greek Wedding]
34. “There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.” [My Big Fat Greek Wedding]
35. “Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.” [My Big Fat Greek Wedding]
36. “Tell me how it happened. And the real story, not the "Oh, we met, we fell in love, and we decided to take all that love and make a family, and that's how we made you.” [Definitely Maybe]
37. “I can't believe I ate meat for him. I mean, it was fish, but still. I don't eat anything with a face.” [John Tucker Must Die]
38. “I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!” [Suddenly 30]
39. “Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!” [Charlie & The Chocolate Factory]
40. “Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?” [Charlie & The Chocolate Factory]
41. “Oh, I'm not here with these fellas. I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion, and I am going to win that blue ribbon!” [That Thing You Do]
42. “I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!” [Ten Things I Hate About You]
43. “Remove head from sphincter, then drive!” [Ten Things I Hate About You]
44. “Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.” [Mama Mia]
45. “The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.” [Mama Mia]
46. “What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!” [Toy Story]
47. “I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.” [Toy Story 2]
48. “Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!” [Dodgeball]
49. “Tawanda!” [Fried Green Tomatoes]
50. “In the event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye.” [Chicken Run]